Saturday, May 03, 2008

The Female of the Species....

I recently moved to delhi...i dont have much to do..
now..
i was walkin along the road trying to get a rickshaw to get from point A to point B..
Simple enough?
good.
I was walkin until i came to this knot of people jus standing around...you know the helpful types that stand around watching a man bleed to death while they do nothing??
the same type.
one difference..thankfully there was no accident.
but there was a commotion towards the center.i walked on.(call me callous if you will but with 20 ppl already there i figure they dont need me.)
so i find a rick and get on...
i spy two men sittin in the center of the circle..with bandages...and two women fighting...

They say.."The eyes have it".
You also know what??
It is said that a persons eyes never change from birth to death.that is the one feature of a person that never changes.even the size.
The eyes can convey a host of emotion.Love fear pain, anger....and many more.

now on to my story...

well the women had eyes bulging out at each other screaming at the tops of their voices...im not bluffing i got scared for a minute there....Their eyes were scary like hell...and the men were calm as ..as whatever it is you are supposed to be calm as.

so any way i avoid lookin at the womens eyes and go on...
Im curious as to what happened with the bandaged man...and why the women were fighting..
well im not nosey so i kept to myself..
But ask and god provides.
another rick pulls up and they start chatting...
about..the big fight.

Well this is the long and short of it.
It seems that the dudes were rickshaw drivers and had a tiff over parking spots. beta each other up.Bled.Stopped.sorted things out, called it quits and went home to chill.
This is the good part.
The wives apparently didnt think its over ...so...get this..they drag the husbands back and restart the fight....and that brings us to the dialog that "how dare your husband beat up my husband" and "your husband is married to a so-and-so"...and of course the afore mentioned eye bulging..all this while the husbands sit side by side sharing a 'beedi'...

whats the moral of the story you ask??
Well the guys fought and made up but the women still had a problem and picked a fight..(hope they sorted it out)
Moral of the story people is "the female of the species is deadlier than the male"
and of course "don't fuck around with guys who are married or have girlfriends unless you have your own back up"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i agree with the authors moral of the story tht the female of any species is dangerous. WEll for example take the case of Black Widow Spider... the bitch kills her own mate after it is satisfied... Damn!!!

rohit said...

i dun get it.......y do da females have 2 jus open all doors 2 trouble?i mean da fite wuz over man n thinz had been settled but stil...its tough 2 understand dis species man.

JOY said...

YEEEPPPPP.....
DUDE BAS APPNE BAAT KI JAD PAKAD LI....WELL SAID....